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[11 May 2004|10:06am]

How High Is Your Sex Drive?
Name
Age
Gender
Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 150%
This QuickKwiz by eva71 - Taken 123700 Times.
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Lets Go Wings [03 May 2004|01:37am]
[ mood | sad ]

I dont want to here anyone complain about the wings losing to the flames. Cujo Played his ass off, he had some of the most amazing saves iv seen since the days of patrick roy. I would also like to give props to Maltby for pushing the net off to keep us in the game as long as we were. I want to thank Mickey Redmond for telling it how it is. This season we had one of the most incredable team rosters EVER. Being a Red Wing is a privilage, i feel the same about being a Red Wing fan, so if you are a real fan dont complain. Props to Draper, Cujo, Yzerman, Legacy, and lidstrom.
ohh yea, and props to Dave lewis, joe kosher, and barry smith.
Im so sad lets just pray as hockey fans that there is no lock out next year.
also lets hope that our team roster doesnt change too much cuz i fell in love with this team. hell i was raised with this team.
Go wings. I still fucking love them

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[25 Apr 2004|03:49pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Real Name: Jeremy James Lemmon
Nicknames: Whatever you want to call me
Birthday: 05-23-85
Screen Name: Urine72
Eye color: Hazel
Hair Color: Ummm brownish Blondish
Natural Hair Color: Same dickbag ^^^
What skewl I go to: ITT is the Skewl I attend Deerrr " Me fail engrish thats umpossible"
boo status: What the fuck!!!!!!!
height: 5'11.5"
weight: 220
Who do you love/like: people
location: chesterfield, michigan
Siblings: Jenn
--Favorite--
Number: 69 henghengheng
Color: black, see im not raisest
Place: My couch after work
Sport: Hockey
Person: Katie
Magazine: That would involve reading
CD: Dont Know
Singer: Dont know
Internet activity: Aim, Bit-torrents
food: Fucking tacos almost any kind
tv station: Comedy central, cartoon network at night.
---Do You---
Cut urself: Yeah im cool like those poeple.. " ohh im soo goth i need to kill some stress" " NO, its a way of exspressing myself"
Take meds you shouldnt: Iburprofen, too often my kidneys are soo pissed at me.. :)
Pick your nose: yea, somtimes tissues cant get those stuborn ones.
Lick urself: Yea.... im a fucking cat... WTF
Whine a lot: Umm Sure
Yell a lot: Yes
Hate a lot of people: Is George Bush Technically a person.
Get grounded often: im not 5
Have too many friends: Yea.. ohh ma god. im trish..
Want to die: nope
Believe in life after death: not really once i think about it.
Go to church: not anymore
Love school: Well to be honest id rather be in school thatn work..
Have a bf/gf: Yep
Have sex: uhuh
Do drugs: Nope
Try to be different: Nope, somtimes it just happens.
Have any piercings: Had..
Watch porn: Yep
Dye your hair: Nope
--- Have you ever----
Kissed someone: yes
Had sex: Yes
Frenched someone: yes
Given oral sex: yes
Attempted suicide: No
Killed someone: Yea sure, i did like eight people. but the police dont care. they let me stay home and use my computer.
Been raped: yea, thats funny..Derr
Shopped for condoms: Yep and the creepy guy at 7-11 looked at me and said " have fun tehehehe"
Smoked: no
Gotten Drunk: nope
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: yes
Left the country: yep.. Two of um
Had a party with over 30 people: no.
Taken nude pictures: nope
Taped yourself having sex: nope
Stolen something: no
Broken a bone: Right ankle
Ran away from home: Yea... and i packed a napsack on the end of a stick and put on my straw hat.
Burned yourself: yep.. dont pick up a i piece of metal that just got cut at a speed of 1200 rpm.
Caught something on fire: Fireworks woohoo
Cheated on someone: no

---did you ever---
Wanted to cheat on someone: no
Fell in love online: no
Asked someone out: no, it just happend
Been dumped: no
Dumped someone: no
Had a dream then the next day it happens: yea.. i died
Called a porn hotline: no

--Are you--
Arrogant: no
Insecure: kinda
Interesting: thats up to you
Hungry: yes
Childish: yes
Hard working: yes
Organized: no
Healthy: yes
Emotionally Stable: ummm i dont understand
Shy: yes
Difficult: yes
Attractive: no
Bored Easily: yes
Messy: yes
Thirsty: always
Responsible: somtimes
Obsessed: no
Sad: somtimes
Happy: somtimes
Trusting: yes
Ill: no
Talkative: yes
Legal: For what, it sounds like a 10 year old made this.
Ignored: some times
lazy: yes
Reliable: yes
Self-disciplined: no
Sleepy: yes
Lonely: no

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[21 Apr 2004|08:00pm]
Think you know everything about me? Take the "How Well Do You Know Jeremy?" quiz I created on Tickle and see how you score.

Here's my first question:

1. What's my worst habit?
* Sniffing my finger after playing with my butt
* Sniffing my finger after playing with your butt
* Procrastinating
* Losing things

Just click (or copy and paste) this link and you'll be taken to my quiz.
http://connect.tickle.com/test.html?id=.Nq42QVzpNBiqipO&

Jeremy

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NOOOO!!!!! Viggo Mortenson i have killed you!!!!!! [15 Apr 2004|01:05pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
OnNovember 25, 2018
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!


i feel soo bad

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[07 Apr 2004|01:04pm]
FUCK MTV AND IT'S ONE GOOD SHOW

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[06 Apr 2004|11:53pm]
urine72: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakeass.html
urine72: enjoy this
Smushbox: i am sure i shall
Smushbox: cause you are a weird ass :-)
urine72: mmhmm :-D
Smushbox: OH MY GOD
urine72: i like it. i call it, it cuz i dont know what it is
urine72: boy or girl
Smushbox: hahahaha i totally see what you mean... i think it ... .may... be a girl.?
Smushbox: you know, i just really dont have a fucking clue :-)
urine72: im leaning toward girl just cuz of the flowerd shirt
Smushbox: yeah, i think that's why i was leaning... and the breasts... though men can have tits like that too... i was just... praying
urine72: haha
urine72: i wish i had dance moves like that
Smushbox: yeah haha, me too
Smushbox: i'm just not... that graceful
urine72: ohh well i can dream
Smushbox: yeah, you will just never rock like that
urine72: we never will
urine72: so sad
Smushbox: all i want in life is to move like that thing
urine72: let name it preston
urine72: thats a good name for somthing like that
Smushbox: that made me laugh i probably woke my old lady up! hahhaha preston is brilliant!!!
Smushbox: love to preston
urine72: some of the coolest people in history were named preston
urine72: like........
urine72: that thing
Smushbox: hahahaha
Smushbox: you are fucking awesome
Smushbox: hahahahaha
Smushbox: i would have died without preston
urine72: when its parents say it pop out, i wonder if they knew it was gonna be a celeberty
urine72: saw*
Smushbox: i think they did, you know, sometimes you just know
Smushbox: it's like, wow, it looks like a preston.. and i'm sure it'll be famous
Smushbox: and the doc said it looked as though it could be president if it wanted
Smushbox: the first it president... first president that goes by the name of preston

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[06 Apr 2004|10:58pm]


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[06 Apr 2004|10:36pm]
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakeass.html

urine72: that has to be the fattest uglyest kid alive
Brad Pau1: ya
Brad Pau1: but look how happy he is
Brad Pau1: lol
urine72: haha
urine72: i still think he should kill himself now before he is to big and powerfull for us to protect ourself
urine72: kinda like a younge darth vader
Brad Pau1: haha
urine72: or just dress him up in a grass suit stick a swing set in his belly button and make him into a park
Brad Pau1: hahahaha
urine72: hell i would play there
urine72: she must have men lining up for miles to take her out to the prom
urine72: grrrrr
Brad Pau1: gave me a boner
urine72: ohh me too
Brad Pau1: all over my screen
urine72: talk about gunking up the works
Brad Pau1: hoover dam comes to mind
urine72: then i get out the hover vacume to clean it all up
Brad Pau1: steam vac
urine72: that the kinda girl that you need to put metal i beams underneith the bed so when your hitting that shit you dont bust threw the floor. my kind of girl
urine72: BOUNCE

Brad Pau1: :-D
urine72: that the kinda girl that you take to go see hellboy
Brad Pau1: fuck hell boy
urine72: i cant stop watching it
urine72: she is so subductive
Brad Pau1: i got a good 8 hours worth
urine72: she is like pringles, once i pops i cant stop

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[05 Apr 2004|03:37pm]
the best part about living in michigan is that canada is only miles away......
am i talking about draft dodgeing if it comes down to it?.... yes i am.

am i a pussy, Guess so

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18? you have two choices [05 Apr 2004|12:39am]
are you 18 years old. are you saving and planning for your future. well dont plan too far ahead. turns out george bush is planning on reinstating the draft if he is elected for a second term. dont believe me - http://www.democraticwings.com/democraticwings/archives/000111.html
want more proof do a google search for reinstate 2005
its our future, do the right thing dont vote bush.
we shouldnt have to fight in some fuckign monkeys war. the us army is running out of human sheilds uncle sam wants you.
dont dare say i am unpatriotic, i love this country for the reasons i should but with our freedom being taken out from right beneath our noses. it pisses me off and i will never fight for george bush. for a war we had no bussness being in. a war for oil and bragging rights. and if your 25 dont worry that is still a legal age that you can be drafted. it is our future fight for it but not on the fucking battle feild fight for it in the ballet booth.

please do the right thing.

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FUCK GEORGE W. BUSH [01 Apr 2004|09:36pm]
That fucking prick has gone way to fucking far. first its this shit with homeland security and the patriot act. now he is trying to pass a law in which all contraceptive pills and patches are no longer legally aloud to be used and taken. last time i checked some women dont just take birth control to prevent babies. but to regulate their menstral cycles. the head physician claims that women with this problem can jsut seek help from the bible and prayer. I didnt know that all women with this problem were Christian, and believed in the existance of god. we are going back to the dark ages where magic works and science will get you burned at the stake. whats next no condoms. this is jsut one of the millions of things this asshole is doing.
for your freedom
the reason we are supposedly living in this country. i am begging you the youth of our nation to not vote bush please. your future depends on it, in so many ways.

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hehe [01 Apr 2004|12:24pm]
Happy Deathday!
Your name:deathbychocolate
You will die on:Friday, August 25, 2023
You will die of:Car Accident
Username:
Created by Quill

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wow [01 Apr 2004|12:13pm]
i have had this live journal account since march 2001,
3 years and 20 entrees later i am here yippie skippie


i ofrget my htmls

i still know my abcs


and some of my 123

and all of my jackson 5


and some of the beach boys
ohh well
see you in another year.....
unless you want me to stay
let me know



~ laaaaate

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a tid-bit of information [01 Apr 2004|11:56am]
todays tid-bit of information

did you know that george w. bush was the only president to ever be elected with a criminal record.
did you know that george bush senior is responcilble for telling the CIA to train osama bin laden.
did you know that we are in Iraq for oil, not because we want to liberate the people of Iraq. if we really gave two shits about the people. do you think we would drop bombs all over the country to find one man.

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this is funny read closely now very closely [31 Mar 2004|11:41pm]
Happy Deathday!
Your name:i die from poison
You will die on:Wednesday, November 30, 2022
You will die of:Fall from Great Height
Username:
Created by Quill

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i am soo cool [31 Mar 2004|11:11pm]
you know whats cooler then being cool.....?
being me. thats it being me is the only thing that is cooler then cool.
wish you could be cool too. i will tell you how.
but listen closely.


step 1: missspell words very often.
step 2: talk way to much
step 3: point out stuff nobody cares about exp. ( i almost spelt mississippi )

thats it for today practice those and you are on your way to coolness

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sup pimpin' [31 Mar 2004|05:10pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

im back again and i want to tounge your poopers



slurrrrrrp

hey mr tamborine man sing a song for me






alright thats enough
y'all bitches be jealous gellin like a fellin
somebody talk to me

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[27 Jul 2003|11:28pm]
to who it may concern,
every one was a little pissed last night, For their own reasons. i have nothing wrong with what anybody chooses to do with there girlfriend. and i frankly dont care about little petty
comments. alot of us could afford to grow up. im not pointing fingers. but i think some of us should just bite our lips and learn when its not appropriate to talk. and put ourselfs in others postions. the only thing i am really about is that just cuz i choose to run around with joe and one of my friends that i hadnt seen in 7 months ( and yes i do understand he is only a friend ) doesnt mean that i should have to fear stepping or crawling in piss. that was low. so now that we all have our low blows out of our system mabey we can grow up and go on with our lifes.

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IM AM SO FUCKING MAD [12 Jul 2003|10:49pm]
Im so pissed right now, im gonna have a fucking stroke. i cant beleive you do this to me. you fucking put me throught this. you know how i really feel about you i say it enough every day. so i wish we could just put these little petty fucking problems aside. and look at what we have already.

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